One Night Only!

 Tonight!

Bushwick Burlesque!

Will stimulate our

minds

revealing lurid mysteries

Previously Shrouded!

To the fine Gentlefolk of Brooklyn!

And Beyond!

Using only

Cleavage!

musical accompaniment

and, perhaps, a few items from around the household.

Eyes shall POP From their sockets!

As Host

DARLINDA JUST DARLINDA

Introduces us to the Burlesque Arts! and

HEATHER LOOP

demonstrates her versatility on a bicycle

Also, a Bevy of Superstar Guests

The exotic…

DAME CUCHIFRITA

The mysterious…

BOMBAZEEN BEAN

The guerilla feminist subversionary…

MADAME ROSEBUD

and riding in from The Big Easy! …

BELLA BLUE

AND!… NYC’s…

 “boy next door” meets Glitter Sex Bomb….!

GOGO HARDER!

And Lest We Forget…

SCARY BEN!

To Be Held at the STATELY and RUSTIC MORGAN

Once CLOSED but now REOPENED!

Thanks to Financial adjustments (of an unspecified nature)

Reasonably! Priced! Beverages!

&

A Raffle of Titillating Objects from Babeland

Free Parking! (on the street)

Commencing in the evening hour of 9

And Gentlemen, Be Advised!

Past attendances have highly favored the womenfolk

who hooted n’ hollered in Wanton glee

Just sayin’

(Attend here)