The following are all names of various WiFi networks found in Bushwick, obtained by walking around w/ our phone seeking open WiFi connects. We’d be hard-pressed to draw sweeping conclusions from this sample, other than to note that the number of hipsters on any given block could directly correlate w/ the number of clever and/or snarky WiFi names found there. And that Henry, whoever he is, is the coolest.
PeachMonster
Cornholio Buttnopticus
BearShortage
Heartwrecka
Sweet Baby Jesus
cockblocker guest
OnlyTheStrongWillContinue
josh smells
sinstickchicks
manhandler
HenryistheCoolest
Drimble Wedge
Liquid Tourist
digital featherland
Pork Buns
Blackqueenz
GhostCarriage
lemonsqueezer
no free wifi bitches
I have two puddings
thesillycrappies
jellobits
Winning
LA_VAMPIRA
Enhanced Buzz
uglywagon
BshwiickzDeMOn
PsychBitch
LadyDevious
sugarnuts
Fort Funzies
MY CAREER
polla abdool phantasy megastore
Death
Soup and Cookies
Bluntzilla
Ay!QueBruto
Bub Rub
Free Cupcakes
Spy any other interesting WiFi names in the hood? Send them our way and we’ll post them here.
